Monday, May 3, 2010

definitions of cool. 1.



I was wearing slippers one day at home when my latest intern came round.

She laughed at me.

I pointed out to her that - whether she realised it or not - I was the coolest person she was ever likely to meet. So cool, that I can wear slippers and not care.

So cool that I can have Jon Slade ex-Huggy Bear write on Facebook last week that it's taken him 20 years to realise that I'm way cooler than Courtney Love. Like, duh.

I don't parade.

I've switched that coolness off since moving to Brisbane. So don't worry if you've met me and failed to spot it. You're not the one at fault. It's me.

It doesn't exist any longer.

4 comments:

  1. The cool are insufferable. PARADE ON.

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  2. But you do have very cool slippers.

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  3. Nothing wrong with wearing slippers, ET. Although it does of course depend on the nature of the slipper.

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    Tom Hannon
    Hey ET,likin this one....in your opinion whats the best interview/review you have done if ya dont mind me askin?
    Mon at 21:15 ·

    Everett True
    best review. (for today.) U2 live (the MM one, not the NME one). best interview. (for today.) The Dirtbombs (for CTCL).
    Mon at 21:19 ·

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