As it says on the card.
Q. What should you cook for your Vampire Weekend-loving chum?
A. Doesn’t matter. They’ve got no taste.
Q. How many Vampire Weekend fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. None. They haven't a fucking clue.
Q. What do you get if you cross Peter Gabriel with Vampire Weekend?
A. COMPLETELY FUCKING UNLISTENABLE SHIT THAT COLLEGE STUDENTS LOVE
Q. How do you tell when a Vampire Weekend fan's been in your fridge?
A. They've plagiarised the butter.
Q. What’s the difference between a Vampire Weekend fan and a dog with no nose?
A. Not much.
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get away from the fucking VAMPIRE WEEKEND CONCERT
Q. What do you call a Vampire Weekend fan with a sense of taste?
A. A masochist.
Q. Why did the Vampire Weekend fan cross the road?
A. Because they were told to.
Q. What's the difference between a Vampire Weekend fan and a music fan?
A. One likes music...
Heard about the Vampire Weekend fan who liked to listen to music? Me neither.
Vampire Weekend. Why would you dilute tap water with more tap water?
Not a VW fan then?
ReplyDeleteAhahaha...these are very awesome.
ReplyDeleteOh my..
ReplyDeleteMy friends' favorite band is VW and he despises Nirvana more than anything else in the world. can't wait to show him this
ReplyDelete@ June 15th comment: My favorite band is VW and I despise Nirvana more than anything else in the world... Do I know you? -_-
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