How Bands Form (parts 1-14)

A recent attempt at humour. On Twitter. Late at night. Probably a bad idea.

HOW BANDS FORM

1: Animal Collective. "Fuck! You've spilled beer over my new Pet Sounds CD."
2: Vampire Weekend. "Am I the only one around here who thinks Graceland is a classic record...?"
3: Bat For Lashes. "Nastasha! I'm warning you for the last time. Stay out of Kate's make-up drawer."
4: Queens Of The Stone Age. "What we going to do tonight, man?" (sound of dude inhaling deeply) "Duuuuuude."
5: Radiohead. "Thomas Edward Yorke, you stop your sulking right now and come downstairs and say hello to your friends."
6: Rage Against The Machine. "You be the singer. No, fuck you, you be the singer."
7: Fleet Foxes. "Mu-u-u-u-m. Christian's been hiding the hair clippers again."
8: Adam And The Ants. "Adam, for the last time, stop biting the strap of yr satchel." (old un for Beano readers)
9: U2. "Paul David come away from that cliff there. You're walking too close to the..."
10: Silverchair. "Will you kids quit miming to those bloody Nirvana records."
11: Dwarves. "Hey, let's play at being Harry Potter!" (Guitarist): "Yeah, and I bagsy Voldemort!"
12: Guns 'N Roses. Band wanted to play with misogynistic, needle-dick narcissist. Women need not apply.
13: The Dirty Three. "Warren, Warren! Bath time! Warren... where is that boy?"
14: Blue Cheer. "Could you just turn that record there up a notch, Jerry?"